A few months back, I submitted a couple of articles to HomeLife Magazine and earlier this week, I received an e-mail from one of the editors informing me that he wants to publish both of them. The first one will appear in the February issue and the second one will be in the September issue. As you can imagine, I am downright giddy with excitement.
When I shared my big news with Jacob, he said, "That's just how Mark Twain got started. Hey...you could be the next Mark Twain." Y'all, I nearly wrecked the car. My sweet kid likened me to Mark Twain. Mark Twain. For the briefest of moments, I latched onto that comparison. Me? A great American novelist and humorist extraordinaire. Wow. I felt my head swell so quickly that it made me dizzy. I looked at Jacob and asked, "Mark Twain? You really think so? That's high praise!" Jacob in all the frankness he inherited from his father said, "I just mean he wrote short stories and stuff before he began writing books. You could write some short stories and stuff and then maybe a book." So he let a little helium out of my overinflated balloon of a head. In this particular moment, I chose to have selective hearing. Any way you slice it, my son compared me to Mark Twain...he just didn't necessarily mean to compare our talents.
Speaking of frankness, while Vivie and I were sitting in my car this morning waiting for Jacob's cross country practice to end, she reached over and grabbed my arm right on that spot all of us women just love to be grabbed. You know the spot....the spot where if you were to morph into an animal based on your physical traits, you would turn into a bat. Just as she squeezed my arm, her sweet smiling expression changed to one of slight horror and concern. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, you are squishy right there." Why yes, yes, I am a little squishy right there but it's because my guns are of the Nerf variety. There is no shame in Nerf.
Because I just can't leave well enough alone and I wanted to reassure her that Mommy's arms are not always squishy, I gave her a ticket to my gun show, flexed my arm and said, "Look at Mommy's arm now. See that line and my muscles?" Vivie promptly reached for that same spot and gave it a squeeze. She smiled and said, "I see your muscles and your arm is still squishy." So trying to show her that we are all a little squishy, I asked to see her muscles. She proudly flexed both arms and noted that her muscles are smaller than mine but only because she is smaller than I am. I reached out and pinched her bat wing only to come back empty handed. She smiled in a way that made me think she knew I was a little disappointed that her arms were lacking in the squish. I said, "Vivie, you don't have any squish on your arms." Girl fell out laughing and said, "Noooo! That's silly, Mommy!" I don't know what I was thinking. My 5-year old daughter is exceptionally beautiful but make no bones about it, the girl is built like a freak of nature. From the time she was old enough to walk, she was climbing. She never really had that toddler softness about her. She looks like she is ready for a starring role in a DC comic. Why on God's green earth would I even think to compare my squish with hers?! I blame it on the deliriousness that stems from early morning cross country practices.
No one will put you in your place quite like your children. God love them.
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